The Creepy Carnival Gazette, Issue 001. Ticket booth opens, crew already dead. Morty reported for duty at the five-cent booth despite being dead. Meet the cast: Sir Reginald Rattlebones and Morty the Ticket Guy. The Daily Groan and a selfie gallery.Approved carnival guest selfieSubmit your carnival selfie
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Ticket booth opens, crew already dead

Morty reported for duty at the five-cent booth, despite being dead and never formally resigning. The ringmaster named him employee of the month for the fourth year running. Admission is five cents; leaving carries a $75 processing fee.

Meet the Cast

Sir Reginald Rattlebones: Misplaced the clown retirement fund. Auditors remain missing.

Morty the Ticket Guy: Dead since 1987. HR still awaits his resignation.

The Daily Groan

Why did the skeleton work the ticket booth? He needed a little extra bone-us.

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